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Bear takes over


A girl was in a garden

A bear was in a wood

And nothing bothered either

And maybe nothing could

except hornets and homework

 

The bear collected honey

The girl did what she should

And neither was unhappy

And both of them were good

allowing for a fanciful anthropomorphism

 

But they were in a story

(though noone told the bear)

In which he must be single

And she have auburn hair.

so there were flies in each’s ointment

 

And one day she went walking

And in some bosky place

Neath spreading oaks and chestnuts

The two came face to face

each year several people are eaten by bears!!!

 

Her sister, who stole porridge

And broke an infant’s chair,

Had jumped out of a window

When woken by a bear,

tell THAT to the children..

 

But she was realistic

(with still a sense of fun);

Of one thing she was certain:

A bear can’t be outrun.

an adult bear can reach 40 mph

 

Then what exactly happened

Is not for me to say

But girls need must be women

And bears will have their way

( —  )

 

And blackbird isn’t saying

What maybe blackbird saw,

But bear went homeward grinning

And she went homeward sore.

grazed her knee climbing a tree?


 

Now who are in the gardens?

And who are in the woods?

And what is in the nostrils,

And what is in the blood?

Bears, girls, brimstone, mayhem.