It is one thing, she thinks,
Dividing the paper vertically,
To enjoy companionship, meals,
Wine, films, concerts, theatre,
Day trips to the continent and
Multiple orgasms, but
Having two houses, children, a grand-
Child, a busy social life and being
Much in demand professionally
Is quite another.
She loves her life: who wouldn’t?
But maybe….
Oh dear: if only things
Would stay in their columns.