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Apprentice-piece (recited at my interview at UEA)


Please take me on; I really want to write:

you won’t be disappointed if you do:

I’ll give you work that isn’t cheap or slight.

 

Though I’ve experience and appetite

I feel I need to learn it all anew:

please take me on: I really want to write.

 

I’ve skill: I know when – say – enjambment’s quite

the thing, and when what it really wants is a clerihew,

I’ll give you nothing that is cheap or slight.

 

How could I fail to get my homework right,

sat at the feet of you exalted two?

Please take me on: I really want to write.

 

And even if I have to stay awake all night

there’s nothing in this world that I would rather do.

I’ll never give you cheap; I don’t do slight.

 

I used to fish when young, and much delight

I had of it, and some successes too:

(please take me on: I really want to write)

 

what bait to use, that two St. Peters bite

as did the massive shark I caught off Looe?

I wouldn’t dream of being cheap or slight,

 

I’m educated, decent and polite,

I’ll always give the better egg to you:

please take me on: I really want to write.

 

Because I’ll never give you cheap or slight;

because I want to write what’s now, and true;

because it’s something I just have to do.

please take me on.  I really want to write.