O treacle pudding, let me be your spoon,
O let me be your currant, honey-bun,
O crispy bacon, wrap around this prune,
Drying tomato, let me be your sun;
O veggie-burger, let me be your bean,
O honey, let me be the way you run,
O salad-dressing, let me be your green -
O Valentine, please let me be the one.